”It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.”
Author: Ben Bergor
”A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.”
Author: T. H. Thompson
”America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.”
”To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.”
keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth!"