Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
~~Anonymous Cat Owner
If things get any worse, Iíll have to ask you to stop helping me.
(This is how work has been going for the last month!)
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.