Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Kids in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
--Finley Peter Dunne
Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out.
(This perfectly describes my job this week with the strike and added workload!)