Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out.
(This perfectly describes my job this week with the strike and added workload!)
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Money Talks … but all mine ever says is Goodbye!
The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing.
(I am going to try this one!)
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.