By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
The wizard of oz is the ultimate chick flick, two women trying to kill each other over shoes
The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them.