The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
( Unfortunately I seriously resemble this comment!) :(
"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."
(I love Coco!)
"There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."