"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups."
"User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.""
"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
"There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year."
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"