"Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space."
"Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off."
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
--Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter."