A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
"Once Play-Doh colors are mixed, there's no going back"
Author: Dee Ann Stewart from "What Spock Forgot"