There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
--Harry S. Truman
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
-- Jack Handy
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. ~Caroline Rhea
(Been there. Done that.)
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.