"The truth shall set you free, but first it will piss you off."
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to
grow but phone calls taper off."
"We can't let you have something that would let you take over the plane."
- TSA screener to a pilot
(I think this guy works in ABQ. He screened me the last time I flew out and it took forever!)
Remember - The penalty for bigamy is two wives !!
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign
your name you'd have to pay cash." - Rita Mae Brown
(That would be very detrimental to my shopping habits!)