"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to
grow but phone calls taper off."
"We can't let you have something that would let you take over the plane."
- TSA screener to a pilot
(I think this guy works in ABQ. He screened me the last time I flew out and it took forever!)
Remember - The penalty for bigamy is two wives !!
Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign
your name you'd have to pay cash." - Rita Mae Brown
(That would be very detrimental to my shopping habits!)
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the
computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles
per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
Robert X. Cringely