I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet.
--Anonymous....(but it could have been me!)
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva!
Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
(Oopps...I occasionally resemble this quote!)
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich