Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.
Who says common sense is common … Watching people push the door when it clearly says pull.
(Oopps...I occasionally resemble this quote!)
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can’t fix it, you have a serious problem.
Why when people ask you “What three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” no one ever replies, “A Boat”.