Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.
--The Movie "A Train Wreck"
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.