If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.
--The Movie "A Train Wreck"
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
--Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool.
~~Author Unknown, 1995