Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A Valentine's Day Warning to All Men: If she says she doesn't want a special gift, she's LYING!!! She's just testing your mind-reading capabilities...
REMINDER: Valentine's Day is a gentle reminder that Christmas decorations must come down!
2 reasons on why Valentine's Day sucks: 1. it makes single people feel like crap & 2. it's kinda scary to know that a fat baby is running around with a weapon.