REMINDER: Valentine's Day is a gentle reminder that Christmas decorations must come down!
2 reasons on why Valentine's Day sucks: 1. it makes single people feel like crap & 2. it's kinda scary to know that a fat baby is running around with a weapon.
"What we have before us are some breathtaking opportunities disguised as insoluble problems."
--John Gardner (1965)
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
¯ Mark Twain