The only time a woman can really succeed in changing a man is when he is a baby.
¯ Natalie Wood
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
¯ Bob Thaves
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
¯ Oscar Wilde
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
¯ Mark Twain
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.