The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
The only time a woman can really succeed in changing a man is when he is a baby.
¯ Natalie Wood
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
¯ Bob Thaves
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
¯ Oscar Wilde