You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
--Woody Allen (Actor, director, screenwriter and musician)
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
--Hector Berlioz (French composer)
If at first you don't succeed. Skydiving is not for you.
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
~~ Cora Harvey Armstrong