Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
¯ Mark Twain
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
--Woody Allen (Actor, director, screenwriter and musician)
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
--Hector Berlioz (French composer)
If at first you don't succeed. Skydiving is not for you.