A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
--Emo Philips (comedian)
I donít suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
--T-shirt quote, author unknown
(I need this t-shirt!)
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
My PC (error message while cleaning the hard drive of an old computer I'm donating)
Don't squat with your spurs on.
--Famous cowboy saying
(Some of the best advice I've seen in a while!)