No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. ~Robert Kirby
I you can't convince them, confuse them!
--Harry S. Truman
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow.