Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." ~ J.B. Morton
(I resemble this one!)