Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you're done.
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. ~Linda Sunshine
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.