This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Never say, "oops." Always say, "Ah, interesting." ~Author Unknown
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ~Kathy Norris
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge