I donít understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If Iím trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you're done.
If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. ~Linda Sunshine
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown