Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge
Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? ~Author Unknown
Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.
~Betsy Caņas Garmon