I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? ~Author Unknown
Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.
~Betsy Caņas Garmon
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.