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Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? ~Author Unknown

  
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ROX525 11/29/2012 8:54AM

    Hahaha.

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GAYLE-G-63 11/28/2012 10:53PM

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NANCYRUBIO 11/27/2012 11:06PM

    Now that is just plain funny and good!

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PHEBESS 11/27/2012 6:14PM

    LOL!

It took me years to figure out that my hair had my personality - now I just let it do what it wants, since it's going to do that anyway!

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MSGRANNYMAE 11/27/2012 3:44PM

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Monday's Quote

Monday, November 26, 2012

Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional to outside temperature + suitability of owner's outerwear.
~Betsy Caņas Garmon

  
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NANCYRUBIO 11/27/2012 8:31AM

    That is so true~~I had a dog in the cold and snow.

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GAYLE-G-63 11/26/2012 9:57AM

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MJRVIC2000 11/26/2012 8:51AM

    God does not use lazy people in any great fashion. When He looks at the church and places His hands on folk to use them, He always chooses those who are actively engaged in His work already. In His Grace! Vic.

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Sunday's Quote

Sunday, November 25, 2012

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner

  
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GAYLE-G-63 11/25/2012 11:27PM

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NANCYRUBIO 11/25/2012 11:01PM

    Funny--really funny!

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MSGRANNYMAE 11/25/2012 5:55PM

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ALICIA214 11/25/2012 1:29PM

 

Or where your fur baby left her squeaky toy try walking in the dark on the way to the
bathroom, Wow ..talk about a wake up call!!! Have a Happy Day. emoticon

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BRENDA_G50 11/25/2012 1:02PM

    This is so true...ouch!!! emoticon

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CREEKLADY1 11/25/2012 1:02PM

  Love it!

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Saturday's Quote

Saturday, November 24, 2012

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
~~Author Unknown

  
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NANCYRUBIO 11/25/2012 12:05AM

    or early

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GAYLE-G-63 11/24/2012 4:56PM

    Always happens!

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PATTY267 11/24/2012 12:11PM

    Thanks for the chuckle ... emoticon

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BRENDA_G50 11/24/2012 12:10PM

    Story of my life emoticon (at least the quote made me smile today)

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Friday's Quote (Funny)

Friday, November 23, 2012

A smile to share over the long Thanksgiving weekend..Enjoy!!

Dear Family & Friends,

I know that you were eager to accept our family's invitation to Thanksgiving dinner when you found out that the famous Martha Stewart would be joining us. However, due to scheduling conflicts beyond her control, Ms. Stewart finds that she is unable to grace our table this year. With that in mind, there will be a few minor changes regarding the meal and decor, as outlined below. Please be aware of them, and adjust your appetite and dress appropriately.

Thank you

1) Our driveway will not be lined with homemade, paper bag luminaries. After several trial runs and two visits from the fire department, it was decided that, no matter how cleverly done, rows of flaming lunch sacks do not have the desired welcoming effect.

2) Once inside, please note that the entry space will not be decorated with swags of Indian corn and fall foliage. Instead, we included our dog in decorating by having him track in colorful autumn leaves from the back yard. The mud was his idea.

3) The dining table will not be covered with expensive linens, fancy china, or crystal goblets. If possible, we will use dishes that match and everyone will get a fork. Since this is Thanksgiving, we will refrain from using the paper SpongeBob dinner plates, the leftover Halloween napkins, and our plastic cup collection.

4) Our centerpiece will not be a tower of fresh fruit and flowers. Instead we will be proudly displaying a hedgehog-like decoration hand-crafted from the finest construction paper and pine cones. The artist assures me it is a turkey, albeit one without wings, legs, or a beak.

5) We will be dining somewhat later than planned. However, our daughter will entertain you while you wait. I'm sure she will be happy to share every choice comment her mother made regarding Thanksgiving, pilgrims, stuffing choices, the turkey hotline, and, especially, her husband. Please remember that most of these comments were made at 7:00AM upon discovering that said husband had only remembered to pull the turkey from the freezer at 6:00 AM, and that the thing was still hard enough to cut diamonds.

6) As an accompaniment to our daughter's recital of these events, I will play a recording of Native American tribal drumming. Curiously, the tribal drumming sounds a great deal like a frozen turkey in a clothes dryer, but that only enhances the holiday appropriateness. If our daughter should mention that we don't own a recording of Native American tribal drumming, ignore her. She's only nine; what does she know?

7) A dainty silver bell will not be rung to announce the start of our feast. We have chosen to keep our traditional method of assembling when the smoke alarm goes off.

8) There will be no formal seating arrangement. When the smoke alarm sounds, please gather around the table and sit where you like. In the spirit of harmony, we will ask all the children to sit at a separate table. In a separate room. Next door. And I would like to take this opportunity to remind our younger diners that "passing the rolls" is neither a football play nor an excuse to bean your cousin in the head with bread.

9) The turkey will not be carved at the table. I know you have seen the Norman Rockwell image of one person carving a turkey in front of a crowd of appreciative onlookers. Such a scene may occur somewhere in America , but it won't be happening at our dinner table. For safety reasons, the turkey will be carved in the kitchen at a private ceremony. I stress "private", meaning Do not, under any circumstances, enter the kitchen to laugh at me. Do not send small, unsuspecting children, or older, helpful grandparents into the kitchen to check on my progress. I have a very large, very sharp knife. The turkey is unarmed. It stands to reason that I will eventually win the battle. When I do, we will eat.

10) For the duration of the meal, we will refer to the gravy by its lesser-known name: Kraft Cheese Sauce. If a young diner questions you
regarding the origins or makeup of the Kraft Cheese Sauce, smile kindly and say that you know the answer, but it's a secret that can't be revealed to them until they are 18.

11) Instead of offering a choice among 12 different scrumptious desserts, we will be serving the traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with whipped cream and dog tongue marks. You still have a choice: take it or leave it.

That concludes our list of alterations. Again, I apologize that Martha will not be joining us this year. Come to think of it, she probably won't come next year, either.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

  
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BRENDA_G50 11/24/2012 12:17PM

    That was so funny...I'm still laughing about it. emoticon

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NANCYRUBIO 11/23/2012 11:39PM

    Love it~~~~~

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MERRYMARY42 11/23/2012 9:13PM

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