On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. ~Author Unknown
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? ~Christy Whitehead
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
People who snore always fall asleep first.