The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. Revenge is ice cream? -
-- Kay Bailey
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead.
(Wow. Someone must really dislike flying insects!)
Time's fun when you're having flies.
-- Kermit the Frog
When nothing goes right, go left. If that doesn't work, go up!