Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead.
(Wow. Someone must really dislike flying insects!)
Time's fun when you're having flies.
-- Kermit the Frog
When nothing goes right, go left. If that doesn't work, go up!
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
--Robert A. Heinlein
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.