Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I donít have & waste an entire day without having a life.
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they canít get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
~~Tom Waits, Small Change