"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.