Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. --- Oprah Winfrey
"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
-- Nancy Astor
(Plus they are wasted calories!)
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?"
"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"