"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly it's true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. --- Oprah Winfrey