Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. --- Oprah Winfrey
"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
-- Nancy Astor
(Plus they are wasted calories!)
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?"
"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"
"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it."
-- Patrick Young