The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. --- Oprah Winfrey
"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time."
-- Nancy Astor
(Plus they are wasted calories!)
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?"