If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays!
"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"
"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.