"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"
"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
I am such an amazing cook that even the smoke alarm cheers for me!
--- Kay Bailey