A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
I am such an amazing cook that even the smoke alarm cheers for me!
--- Kay Bailey
I don't have bad handwriting, I HAVE MY OWN FONT! --- Anonymous
I don't understand how people get eaten by sharks.....how do you not hear the music?