I am such an amazing cook that even the smoke alarm cheers for me!
--- Kay Bailey
I don't have bad handwriting, I HAVE MY OWN FONT! --- Anonymous
I don't understand how people get eaten by sharks.....how do you not hear the music?
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues. --- Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner