Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
"The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive."
-- Robert Frost
"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt."
-- Ed Meese