"The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive."
-- Robert Frost
"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt."
-- Ed Meese
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"
-- Isaac Asimov
"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less."
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?