I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
"The middle of the road is where the white line is-and that's the worst place to drive."
-- Robert Frost
"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt."
-- Ed Meese
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"
-- Isaac Asimov
"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less."