"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt."
-- Ed Meese
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"
-- Isaac Asimov
"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less."
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.