"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
-- Jay Leno
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
--Herbert George Wells
"Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber."
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
--Thomas Alva Edison
(I have the pile of junk standing by!!)