Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.
"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."
-- Dudley Moore
"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
-- Fred Allen
"Everyone rises to their level of incompetence."
-- Laurence J. Peter
(These two seemed perfect together!)
"Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too."
-- Lichty and Wagner
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.