All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Odd quote but true I suppose.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
(One of my favs.)
The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through congress.
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
-- Walter Bagehot