Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.