"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes."
-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.