The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"
-- Steven Wright
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."
-- Sam Levenson
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?