"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Douglas Adams
"I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go."
"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable."
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.