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Monday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#10)

Monday, July 30, 2012

Recovery Barbie -
Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

  
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SAVINGHANNAH 7/30/2012 6:57PM

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Sunday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#9)

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Divorced Barbie -
Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.

  
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SAVINGHANNAH 7/30/2012 6:55PM

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PHEBESS 7/29/2012 8:13PM

    LOL!!

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Saturday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#8)

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Mid-life Crisis Barbie -
It's time to ditch Ken.Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."

  
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CHACKER2 7/30/2012 10:51AM

    Barbie has always scared me! LOL

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PHEBESS 7/28/2012 4:11PM

    I saw a photo of the new Ken - and I think he'd be hot after Alonzo too, LOL!

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CORNERKICK 7/28/2012 2:24PM

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CENOLA 7/28/2012 12:41PM

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KGWINDER 7/28/2012 11:37AM

    Just read through the week of fashion way forward Barbie and was thinking how they need to redo teen Barbie. Acne Barbie - with goop to put on her face, gowns that cover her shoulders and gloves to keep her from squeezing. Hairy Barbie - comes with leg wax, bleaching cream and tweezers (at this age for the eyebrows not chin). Punk Barbie - piercers for eyebrows and other delicate parts (like the tongue), a tattoo gun, and a pull string with inappropriate language.

We'll wait a few years to see the release of the care facility seniior Barbie!
Thanks for the creativity and good morning laugh! emoticon emoticon emoticonROTFL

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Friday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#7)

Friday, July 27, 2012

Soccer Mom Barbie -
All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Ashley and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

  
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PHEBESS 7/28/2012 4:18PM

    Go Barbie!

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Thursday's New Age Appropriate Barbie (#6)

Thursday, July 26, 2012

No-More-Wrinkles Barbie -
Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

  
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