Facial Hair Barbie -
As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
Hot Flash Barbie -
Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
Bifocal Barbie -
Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
"When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."
-- Thomas Szasz
"Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night."
-- Philip K. Dick