"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
-- Dorothy Parker
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
-- Bill Cosby
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
-- Will Rogers
"Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up."
-- G. K. Chesterton
"Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson