"Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished."
-- Leslie Nielsen
"If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm."
"To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age."
--Thomas Bailey Aldrich
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
-- Dorothy Parker
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
-- Bill Cosby