Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
--P. J. O'Rourke
It is much easier to be critical than correct.
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
--J. K. Rowling
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."
-- Alan Kay
"Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember."
-- Oscar Levant