"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
-- Abraham Lincoln
(This is the coffee they served at my old job!!)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge..."
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant.
People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black.
Black is my favorite color anyway!!!!
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
-- George Carlin