Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant.
People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black.
Black is my favorite color anyway!!!!
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
-- George Carlin
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
-- Kin Hubbard
"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch."
-- National Lampoon