"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
-- Jef Mallett
"The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were."
-- David Brinkley
"I'm a fan of laundry: the smell of fabric softener, the warm clothes in your hands. It's so good."
--Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
(So true if you have ever tried to cross the street in NYC!)
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.