Sunday, April 08, 2012
Easter Bunny's Funnies
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else on the team.
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Rules of Chocolate Easter Eggs
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Diet tip: Eat an Easter egg before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite, and that way you'll eat less.
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate eggs home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat the eggs in the car park.
Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.