There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
-- Mark Russell