Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
-- Mark Russell
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.