"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."
-- Joe Walsh
"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child."
-- Randall Jarrell
"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience."
-- Shelley Winters
I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
-- Carl Zwanzig